Creativity Gets You Places...Like Jail

For instance, it got Juan Perez and Jorge Fernandez from Georgia to California with over ten thousand dollars worth of heroin in their car. They went through numerous police checks and were never busted. These creative men hid the heroin, crack, and marijuana in juice boxes.

I think it's great that our nation's drug sellers are coming up with new, inventive ideas. The old standard way of transporting drugs is so boring and outdated. Hiding them in juice boxes is a new, creative spin on things.

How were these creative men caught, you ask? When they hit their destination in Santa Barbara, California, they dropped two juice boxes on the ground and a "mysterious" white substance dribbled out of them. A woman standing nearby alerted the police and our creative drug carriers were promptly arrested and hauled to jail.

Now, it's time to talk about how they could have gotten away with their criminal acts!

The way I look at it, they were doing fine until they hit the great state of California. After that, everything went down hill. Here are steps these men could take next time to ensure they don't get caught:

1. Don't fill the juice boxes up to the very top with the crack. You never know when you are going to drop them. The less that is in them, the less of a chance that people will figure out what is in the box.

2. Use a child for distraction. No one gets suspicious if a child is carrying tons of juice boxes. But people raise their eyebrows when two grown men are walking around with juice boxes.

3. Empty out the juice boxes before you put in the drugs!

Oh yes, I went there. Juan and Jorge are threatening to bring a lawsuit against Nestle Juicy Juice because THE JUICE DISSOLVED THE COCAINE!

Enough said.