Friday, March 12, 2010

My New Lover

Recently, I have discovered a new sense of joy in my life. For years I have been left with an empty void in my heart. I searched and searched for something to fill the void, to make me whole. I thought I would have to give up hope. No matter how good or bad things ever got, I was left with a strange desire for more. However, I could never figure out what this "more" feeling was...until today.

Today, I found the missing piece. I found the only thing that can make me feel complete in life. I found pancakes.

Pancakes are the sweet, delicious substitute to drugs for me. They are my perfect drug. Sure, I've had my share of pancakes in the past. Never have I ever experienced pancakes like the ones I had this morning. I could write a book.

Summary: Today, I had the best pancakes ever. My life is now complete.

7 comments:

  1. I know you didn't write this. The question this poses is; why is someone else writing your blogs?

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  2. I DID TOO WRITE THIS BLOG. PROVE I DIDN'T!

    DO IT!

    I LOVE PANCAKES!

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  3. I love pancakes too and tara definitly wrote it she discusses her pancake fetus with me all the time

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  4. I want to know who wrote that comment

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