I've Lost That Loving Feeling

Dear Glenn Beck,

On most nights I find myself being drawn to your show at 5 o'clock. I generally find myself agreeing with your libertarian perspectives and opinions.

However, creating a mockery of the Rocky series made me hate you. A lot.

Now I must find something else to occupy my time from 5-6 every night.

It used to go something like this:

1. Judge Judy 4-5
2. Glenn Beck 5-6
3. Reno 9/11 6-7

NOW MY SCHEDULE IS ALL OFF.

I HATE YOU GLENN BECK.

Love,
Tara.