You better say no! There is an outbreak of snail mucus related diseases hitting Florida. It all started with a man named Charles. Charles is into practicing African rituals, and one of those rituals involves drinking snail mucus. YUMMY!
Well, all of Charles' dedicated followers are not trying to have him arrested. Apparently, the snail mucus is making people ill. They are losing weight and forming unusual lumps on their stomachs. How they differentiate usual bumps from unusual bumps is a mystery.
Charles brought these large snails to America the illegal way. The snails aren't allowed in the US without special permission because they are dangerous. Charles obviously built his own boat and sailed the seven seas to bring these snails to Florida. There is NO way he put those snails on an American plane and snuck them into the country.
Word just in: Charles brought the snails to Florida on an American Airlines flight.
I support Charles, and see no reason why he should be punished for his behavior. Some people like pizza and some people like snail mucus.
Some people like ground up princess meat.
ReplyDeleteSubtly isn't your thing, is it?
ReplyDeleteI just got one thing to say, I like my snail mucus on the rocks!
ReplyDeleteDear Val,
ReplyDeleteThat is sick. You need help.
Love,
Tara
Dear Tara,
ReplyDeleteYou are the reason I am sick.
love ya bunches
val
Dear Val,
ReplyDeleteI make a lot of girls sick...with jelaousy over my good looks. get over it.
Love,
Tara